~*~* I have to walk with a limp in these few days *~*~Seriously, my asshole was enlarged right after the finals, no special thanks to the topic called OR-GAY-NIC chemistry...
Alrittte, back to the topic, after being fucked in the ass by a few pens and pencils (and a bundle of papers too, if u wish), I was tagged along with a few buddies to watch the latest Transformers movie, the Revenge of the Fallen.
OKOK, I'll be more considerate enough not to spoil the fun for those who have yet to watch the movie. However, there's one sin I did while watching the movie.
No, I didn't wet the whole cinema with my semen when seeing Megan Fox's (.) (.)
The fact is, I SLEPT WHILE WATCHING THE FUCKING MOVIE!!! Thank god it's just a small part otherwise $$$ wasted.
Lesson learnt, never watch a movie after being fucked. The end.
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